crap n stuff
I really REALLY hope the next episode has a flashback that shows that Winnebago was driven by Sean's girlfriend's kid sister or something, because… no. Also, I really REALLY hate it in movies and TV shows when people miraculously deduce a computer password by being all "oh, let me take this person's…

@Ape Froman

Being a sucker for audio commentary on terrible films, I can say the Chris Columbus one on Rent is maybe the most self-impressed I've ever heard.

I've only seen RoboCop 3 once, way back in 1993 or whenever it came out, but I vaguely remember Stephen Root is in it, and he is pretty awful.

rejected taglines for The Human Centipede
Go!

Yes.

Not that anyone will still be hanging around this post, but what about Session 9 didn't make sense?

no
"And hey, you know what's a surprisingly entertaining remake of a beloved '80s movie? The Karate Kid."

I laughed at "Are You There, God? It's Me, the Transsexual Child Vampire."

What about Cupid?

wishes
I wish Inception was called I'n.ception.

Tom Hardy's, if I'm lucky!

Good luck!

I'm curious about this too. All the retrofitted 3D I've seen — Clash, Airbender, Cats & Dogs (look, I was reviewing that last one for a site, okay?) — has been pretty terrible. Even Piranha, which I think got some good reviews for its 3D, looked like I was watching it through a Viewmaster.

Did you see the special UK packaging for the movie? It comes in a briefcase with a totem and shit.

Did you ever get around to seeing the toast fall jelly-side-down?

Yeah, I get that a lot.

Hopefully those pictures of her won't be from Over Her Dead Body.

a question
Will Episodes IV-VI be the original films or the late-'90s "Special Edition" releases?

Same.