.."Get a helmet, a bulletproof vest and an iron jockstrap because you're going to get your head shot, your back stabbed, and your nuts danced on." (Favorite line ever.)

…30 different types of semen pumped from stomach
..Traces of dog excrement found around the corners of mouth

Siri, how many horses died in the first World War?

Yeah, he was great.

Yeah, he was great.

Dan's ingenious iPhone message:

Dan's ingenious iPhone message:

The show starts approximately 3 months into her administration.

The show starts approximately 3 months into her administration.

Yes I think it was Selinas idea. But she can't just order a female staff member to fake a miscarriage - so she had to coax the idea out of Amy.

Yes I think it was Selinas idea. But she can't just order a female staff member to fake a miscarriage - so she had to coax the idea out of Amy.