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Philosophical Question
Had "Cop Out" kept its original title "A Couple of Dicks", would it have been a decent movie?

Unrated versions often strike me as shills
But the extra scenes of this one include
1. Mark Wahlberg's brief analysis of gender-stereotype photographer Cindy Sherman
2. A clown-car fight scene in a moving Prius
3. An anti-corporation conspiracy rant by homeless bum Derek Jeter

As a true American, I greatly appreciate headchucks and nunbutts

Yo Sherb, Disney's Hunchback was a solid G.
Yes, Frollo's whole "should I screw and/or kill her?" fire soliloquy was G-rated material

I just want my kids back!

I just want my kids back!

I just want my kids back!

I just want my kids back!