I think [and desperately hope] the hint they gave us was too obvious to be true. They have to have a way to steer it in another direction at the last second, right? Right?!?!?!

They continue to knock it out of the park with the major casting surprises. Tracey Ullman is utterly perfect.

I agree.

I believe it is spelled "whaffles"

Exactly! All of a sudden Buzzfeed is qualified to provide me with legit television criticism? I think not. I SAID GOOD DAY, SIR.

"I'm making island beats."

Confuse me? The Greatest Event In Television History isn't the pick of the night?! PRIORITIES, PEOPLE.

But what if Casey Wilson had been cast as the Mother and PENNY HARTZ MARRIED TED MOSBY

How many typical, motionless episodes will I have to watch until the next heart-melting moment of emotional payoff?! Damn you, HIMYM. You have the formula down to a fucking science.

The only reason Schmidt's exit from the apartment is okay, is that Coach's glorious return must be nigh!

and the Public Serpent.

I'm like a pretty lady!

I choose to believe every role she plays from here on out is just another clone.

"You of all people should know that, El Diablo!"

All of a sudden, I really need to see Jess Day and Liz Lemon meet.

I love that Schmidt was extra Jewish tonight.

High. Stakes. Parenthood.

I couldn't agree more.  The slow buildup of sexual tension is everything.  I NEED A LOT MORE AWKWARD, SEXUALLY-CHARGED GLANCES, DAMMIT!

I seriously hope they got the rights to Get Lucky in perpetuity.  The song IS that montage.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CAROLINE SIEDE!!!!!!