The only thing I'll be waving is your DECAPITATED HEAD ON A STICK IN FRONT OF YOUR WEEPING MOTHER

OFFENSE! THAT'S RUDE!

Things are exactly the same as they were in 1817. Except women and minorities can vote, we have indoor toilets, they don't burn widows for learning arithmetic.

Something along the lines of, "Photo shop?  That's where I go to get my photos printed!"

I need an entire sketch of Kate McKinnon as Jane Lynch.

I can't remember, but…

I bought 10,000 minutes in 1999 and I'm still using them.

Treat. Yo. Self.

I, for one, would very much like to see more of Sarah's new neighbor, Josh Stamberg (aka Carl, aka whatadreamboat, aka Luke Scott, aka LukeS5858).

Diane Tammy Lewis.

So, Odie from Garfield is Satan after all!

The crazier and more exasperated he gets, the more I love him.

Agreed…

WHAT'S HOT DJ ROOMBA

I'm excited and scared.

Why are you talking to me like a James Taylor song?

My respect for Mindy Lahiri has soared to new heights after that shot-off.

Agreed!  If we continue to get little flash-forwards during this marathon weekend, I think it's going to turn out A-OK.

I just want the world for the Happy Endings cast.

Get outta here, Sorkin.  This ain't The Newsroom.