Pretty much every unsigned band?

I started high school around 97, and what a shitty era it was to be a teen. Basically no internet, and popular music was complete shit. Sooo many kids in my school similarly just listened to classic rock.

I recall their joint SNL appearance being one the most remarkably shitty live performances I'd ever seen. Puffy was out of breath the entire time.

No, they are. Not in a malignant way, but in a "daddy, that person looks funny!" way that's super fun as a parent in a public space.

Aaand, contest decided.

No. I wouldn't have imagined his hands were big enough to get around my neck.

Yeah, I don't care if those links are on a senator's official twitter account. Based on context alone, there's a 99% chance they're NSFW.

Or preemptively banned. Could go either way.

Hey, you commit a GoT-related crime, you get a GoT-related punishment.

Suuuuuure she did.

Best way to get rid of a Ratt is with their natural enemy: the Whitesnake

The three other guys from Journey at the White House. Impressive.

I used to use a black Jedi Knight Luke figure from the original Empire… release for target practice with my BB gun back in the early 90's. Probably should've gone with He-Man…

What if they're real tasteful? Soft lighting, gentle lens blur, nice backdrop?

When is the FAKE media going to give it up and accept the fact that there are no facts and everything is FAKE?

You would literally have to punch me in the face in an alley for upwards of six minutes before I'd put glasses on.

I'll bet Cal Solomon had something to do with this…

Don't worry, I hear that jobs in print journalism pay super well. We're talking several hundred dollars per month, here.

I'm pretty sure that the bulk of our economy is structured around people profiting off of inefficiencies at this point.

Also, people wouldn't fear changing jobs, starting a company, etc., were they not chained to their employer provided care. It places artificial restraints on the labor market while suppressing entrepreneurship.