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No, those types would certainly call him a statist. Along with, well, everyone.

I suppose I meant to say started as a joke, ended with the butt of said joke improbably in the white house, dropping atom bombs and starting the cold war.

100%. If he didn't make The Deal, it stinks. Make a Paris accord 2.0 that rebrands "emissions standards" as Trumpstrictions, and he'll back it completely.

Well, back then, the parties chose the candidates, and the party absolutely wouldn't have chosen Trump.

I'm pretty sure it's ok as long as the joke is about Trump's balls.

Last New Years Eve in my house, we paraded around a prosthetic severed head, so this is a pretty big blow for me.

No we don't.

I still think the bigger story is that there are people that watch CNN on New Years Eve.

No. He'd have been right not to publicly comment on some C-lister's silly little photo shoot unless asked. You know, like he's the president or something.

How you gonna get tattoos on a Muppet? Or are we just gonna wrap one of the Muppets in chicken skin or something? That's the stuff of nightmares, right there. In any case, I'd like to pledge $700,000 to the kickstarter.

I just assumed the no-kissing rule was in play.

Hm. And I thought I left out some vowels. Keauneau…

All I remember is when Keaneau delivers the titular line, "LEMME OUTTA THIS MATRIX!"

Meh, I dunno. If history is any indicator, it's not too hard for people to muster up the will to hate folks who look and sound different, regardless of whether anyone got hurt. We're resilient like that.

It doesn't help that if kids are around, they're forcing those crawfish into foot races and gladiatorial combat before going in the boiler.

This is why I always boycotted crawfish. I'm not gonna do all that work to get all that food in me, like some kinda sucker.

I'm really gonna have to start bulking up so I can maximize my possible shrimp earnings, which, would be so much easier if I had all those delicious shrimp right now…a catch-22 if there ever was one.

Given that he's publicly denigrated virtually every department, office, or post of government at one time or another over the past two years, it really shouldn't surprise anyone that the place is leaky as a sieve. Billy Bush more or less said the guy had a new favorite each day of the week, and you're out the second…

Seriously. There are plenty of more logical explanations. For instance, that it's a pure muscle reflex, built up after having her shoulder dislocated so many times while holding his hand.