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Repeatedly stopping takes to shout "BE MORE LIKE SCRUBS" at Morgan Freeman?

It's time we let the market decide whose hands are small enough to unclog a wood shredder.

Midir is the only part I haven't completed yet. Clearly, a lot of others are in the same boat. Like the very second you put a summon sign anywhere near the entrance, you get picked up.

Most of them still live at home with their parents. Pathetic.

As a parent, I have to tell you that generation alpha is by far the most self centered, entitled, destructive generation. It's all "Juice! Juice!", and "Potty!", and "I wanna watch Nemo now!" with these people.

I remember the hook, and literally nothing else from that song.

"…the experience will not be as satisfying"

After, I dunno, my 75th try to make it through the ringed city streets and into the swamp, yeah, I started running a lot more. Some of the hordes they put you up against are just frickin brutal.

Don't forget about Fern Gully, Ole' Pixel Face, um, maybe the drill sergeant from Heavy Metal Jacket…

It's almost like I created this profile ~5 years ago as a gimmick account, just to respond to this one comment.

Hipsters? You're too kind to all the middle-aged dirtbags in my neighborhood.

The response I keep hearing is basically "We didn't think he'd actually try to do the things he said he would do. Because, of course those things are pointless and unworkable!"

My favorite line of attack on the issue is that she was the true villain in all of it because she was threatening and/or dismissive toward the women making public accusations about her husband.

I'm not convinced we'd be worse off as a nation at this point if we just replaced elections with a national hat-filled-with-names.

Word. My older, conservative-er, relatives and friends have finally begun to lament the persistent state of chaos and ineptitude.

I believe the assertion is that he prayed upon the fine lady as though she were a female dog. Or because she was an actual female dog.

If it isn't….I mean…I don't think I can keep this up.

I've never laughed so hard at a sight gag as the one with the minivan pulling into, and immediately out of the diner parking lot while he's standing there barfing.

To add to your old-person argument, I feel like people claiming that she was a good *candidate* don't remember the 90s. The unfortunate truth is that she came to the campaign carrying ~30 years of slanderous baggage. Republicans have hated her for decades. That's not a great asset coming into a campaign.

Indeed all of the inventors of rock and blues, right there.