Are there kids that go through a Caillou phase? My kids will watch CSPAN before they'll watch Caillou.

"I love the poorly educated!"

What else do you need to know? All those kids got their faces chemical-burned off. It's done. Move on.

No puppet!

I still like the simple honesty of, "McDonald's: I'm eating it."

I'm definitely down with a religion that features an origin story that parallels Wolverine's.

He should've kept the beard to at least promote the idea of a chin.

That last category has me strangely intrigued.

The 51st star is sour cream. I hope.

Do you get raptured off to The Hall of Presidents every time you put it on?

Pro tip: Don't order anything with vegetables in it.

Nuh uh!

Yeah right! A small handful of scientists briefly thought global cooling might be a thing back then. Good thing we stopped listening to the vast majority of them!

Narcissistic personality disorder, absolutely, but a lot of people refrain from this diagnosis because it hasn't exactly been debilitating (personal relationships, aside). I suspect that might not have been the case were it not for the infinite line of credit he coasted on up until the casinos went belly up, after…

I'm not sure what you'd call it either, but I heard a very convincing argument that his perception of himself and the world around him seems to have frozen around 1979.

Mechaphilliac…..finally, I know who I am.

They're great for reading and commenting at the same time without paying full attention to either.

Countries are female in gender. Scientific fact.

$2 with $6 shipping and a week+ wait. I'll take the markup to get a needed component same day. But that kinda stopped being their business.

It was so brave of him to get as fat as the rest of us.