Sad?

I kinda liked The Next Day more

My wife brought a female friend there, completely unaware that the theme was not "scottish", but rather "boobs". She's not planning a return visit.

This…every 5 minutes it's some new, absurd thing. It's an assault on the senses.

One can assume he'll do it with a shit-ton of superlatives, and rambling accounts of how he hears that everyone loves him, and what he's done, and will ultimately go on to do, whatever that may be.

You know, I hadn't thought of it, but that actually seems plausible. The idea that he'd want the job for eight years seems unlikely. If he can go four years without a major (major-er, I guess) embarrassment/disaster, I could easily see him throw up the "mission accomplished" banner and cash in (cash in more-er, I…

I assume he means "per day".

Honestly, I thought that the Narcissistic Burnout phenomenon was supposed to take longer than three weeks to manifest. I dunno, maybe the bigger the narcissist, the faster the burnout?

There's a certain grotesqueness to his mugging that I feel that he captures better than others, but beyond that, it's pretty off-base

SNL stopped being cool the moment they sold out and went on TV. All downhill since then.

128 episodes….yeah, a bit intimidating. Well, looks like I have listening plans for the day now.

Sounds like you haven't tried a single one of Eastern Ohio's fine Papa John's dining establishments.

You'd think with all that money she'd use a toilet.

That, and also the approaching WHIIITE GENOSIIIDE!!11 might make the college admissions process more laborious than it already is.

I think it's more one of those "you got jelly on my trampoline" type situations.

Oh, so, they're saying I have to buy it VOD the very second it comes out.

We know what we're into. And it requires a tarp.

Ahhh, so that's why that ~2 hour journey from smug confidence to crushing confoundment felt so familiar. I'm not a fan of sports metaphors, but you got yourself a true Home-Dunk right there.

As remiss as I am to do so, I feel obliged to note the rather unorthodox appearance of his hair style.

I'm sure the president will meet this news with a gracious, measured response, that only mentions size of his genitals twice at best.