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Most pillow cases treated with some kind of flame retardant, aren't they? So, no opportunities for "how'd it get burned?" then.

@avclub-3db41011acc2d229176bf6a92202728d:disqus As far as Highlander movies are concerned, "There should have been only one!"

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San Dimas highschool football rules!

Gary prefers to be called "The Viceroy."

Hi, Debbie, it's me. Put me through please…. Hello? [Redials] It's X. Uh, X the Eliminator? Yeah, I'd like to speak to Harvey if I could, please.

And they're voiced by the same guy! Which explains why Skeets always sounds like a smarter Philip J. Fry to me.

I'm not sure why you think there's going to be much of a difference with the new system about indexing. I won't post the exact query since you're sensitive about this stuff, but it only took me a sec to get almost five thousand results for your user name on avclub. In under a minute I was able to determine that you…

Hello. I am TV Editor Todd VanDerWerff. You may remember me from such things as my Breaking Bad coverage and my twitter feed. I’d like to talk to you about some exciting changes coming to The A.V. Club’s TV coverage.

Snakes!? Leeches!? What is this I don't even?

A fair question! Unfortunately we are unlikely ever to find out the answer.

El Asso Wipo has been catching my attention.

Uh, what's the laugh about? You know Chrome is the current winner of the browser popularity contest, right? Or is that what's making you laugh?

Sex with my wife is overrated but sex with my girlfriend is underrated.

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I'm in post production on my documentary about how 9/11 was masterminded by Harper Lee.

And yet …

I only barely know what "coalgebraic" means.