Liked for mention of Naomi Wildman.

I've never married someone because I felt sorry for them, but I've failed to divorce someone because I felt sorry for them.

Lactation is the second best thing about boobs.

@avclub-6ffc79f9decf633c29b09e6c25621195:disqus Yes, exactly.

Archival preservation, yes. Resolution, no.

No. No there is not.

Only the Sith deal in greenscreen.

I am against this. Film looks how it looks; the idea that it's "better" is because it's what's been used at the high end historically. Digital looks however you want.

Showing 63 reasonable boners. Real-time updating is paused.

The picture on the screen has both width and height.

Uh, HELLO? SPOILER ALERT anyone?!

@NerdInTheBasement:disqus You know, I hear that phrase "national treasure" bandied about all the time, and I don't recall that I've ever felt it was justified.

When I was just a lad, my pop took me down to Geary street in San Francisco, and we saw Dick Van Dyke as the titular Professor Harold Hill in Music Man. A treasured childhood memory. Something like four decades later, I can still remember him asking Marian, "Your knees bend and all?"

There used to be an AVClub commenter named Penis Van Lesbian.

As a parent, I can honestly answer any question of the form, "Do you find _________ exhausting?" with "Yes."

One time I watched Out For Justice in fast forward, saying "Anybody seen Ritchie?" in a funny voice any time I saw Seagal waddle by. Slowed to regular speed for the fight scenes.

Um, no, this still wasn't a good time to post that.

Leela: Oh Lord. I'm half horse and half naked.

Does he even lift?

OMG that's so much worse! lol