@Scrawler2:disqus  : if you could stand the acting, it wouldn't be Kirk.

Let's not argue. Let's just all mock Firefly.

Most attempted literature is bad. See Sturgeon's Law.

Such spirit. I wager fifteen quatloos that he is untrainable.

Three most frequently used words in above post:
  23 THE  13 FUCKING  12 OWNAGE
Words used less often than "ownage" in descending frequency: this, to, of, in, and, is, fucker, a

These days you're supposed to leave off the "of" when you're being funny. You should have said "…I can't feel pain any more because science."

I know, right? That show was so good at first. And I know a lot of people hate on the second season, but considering it happened during the writer's strike, I thought they did okay. But oh my god did that third season suck. I turned to my wife and said of what had been my favorite show the year before, "Hey, let's not…

Where could I read more about that? It sounds exactly like my (former) marriage, lack of spine and all.

Fuck, I'd love to see Lem and Phil doing just about anything. I miss those guys.

Gesundheit.

Sunshine

"whole bunch of young men stashed in a room somewhere and she not sharing them."

Nipple backstops

When Flash appeared on Smallville he had a red track suit, and it worked perfectly.

See? I’ve got a lot of good shit for you today!

What is this "Enterprise" you speak of? You mean Kirk's ship, right?

Liked for actually getting the quote right.

The idea that everything is self-indulgent narcissism is self-indulgent narcissism.

Anne Hathaway stars as Ceiling Cat, coming in 2014.

Objection, you honor, on the grounds that I'm all like wha…