Lobo isn't right for a movie. Lobo should have a reality show.

Did you think it was meat?

That was the old Fry. He's dead now.

@Mud: That movie had fight choreography by Steven Seagal. It was his first screen credit. He was living in Japan teaching aikido at the time.

For a better look at Charlie Sheen, read what he's like in person:

I'm finding the whole thing hilarious, and even have some admiration for the "magic and poetry" of the whole situation.

mcketrick supplicants wins the internets! I am R on the F L.

I'm running for Congress
We are all responsible for "Heroes" becoming terrible.

I admit it, I was skeptical of Michael Keaton before Batman came out, but he proved me wrong.

Yeah, but she's already played the daughter of Athena; I think there might be some concerns that she'd end up typecast as only able to play mythological Hellenic characters.

Snake Plissken? I thought you were dead.

Uh, Darren Aronofsky? Mila Kunis? Have you heard of NATALIE PORTMAN before?! Hello?

Ed Asner as Granny Goodness.

If Doc Hammer and Dan Savage were in a transporter accident, would we end up with Doc Savage? With streaky hair maybe? I wonder about these things.

Has anyone here made a reference to that line from "Passenger 57?" I think it was "always bet against red" or something roulette-related, anyway.

Hey, man, it's "replicant" not "android." Duh. I bet you've only seen, like, the one cut of Blade Runner.

Say, has anyone noticed how the front page story on the Onion is clearly about the AV Club? Anyone? Bueller?

THANK YOU Ajax. "All of these can be traced to the campaign that [saved] Jericho," wrote the guy born years after Star Trek went off the air.

O RLY?

Nothing is wrong with Malick exploring themes and showing beauty and exploring philosophy. The problem comes in when the themes are boring, the beauty is disconnected from anything else in the film, and the philosophy is sophomoric.