Gandolfini got really, really fat really quick.  That kind of fatness you really need to work up to slowly.

I'm pretty sure there's nobody around like me.

Now with more cocker spaniel!

I don't like to feel like I need to make a lot of shit-chat with people I'm eating with, and it takes three times as long to eat.  I'll take lonely eating any day.

Fibonacci, you dog!

That's not true!

I remember when he was a drug addict.

I knew we should have never voted for the Olsen Twins to be twin presidents.

I'm already lifeless and empty.  So no biggie.

If it gets me out of work, I'm for it.

I learned how to troll way back in the mid-90s on alt.folklore.urban on Usenet with snopes and the rest of the gang.  I was even in the FAQ.  Trolling back in those days was not just saying stupid shit to piss people off and get a lot of responses.  That's easy.  The idea was to drop in a mildly controversial comment…

I can't see what's going on in the commercials.  It's like all the gears and wires and shit in the Transformers robots.  It's so complicated and dense I can't process it.

I saw that in a theater with a lot of black people!

"This is the worst karaoke bar, ever!"

No worries, mate.

Hint:  They never bother.

It's a caviar party!

Did you ever try it?

and naked

Whenever you get mad, you just leave.