Hah I thought it was me.

That sucks dude.  I would blame Obama, but I figure it has more to do with demographic shifts in a post-industrial global economy.

That sucks dude.  I would blame Obama, but I figure it has more to do with demographic shifts in a post-industrial global economy.

What did she do with them?

What did she do with them?

I like it, except not enough dwarfs or people with no lower halfs to their bodies.

I like it, except not enough dwarfs or people with no lower halfs to their bodies.

Oops I'm sorry I forgot about the commenting policy.

Oops I'm sorry I forgot about the commenting policy.

These names don't mean shit to me.  I guess I need to watch more TV.

These names don't mean shit to me.  I guess I need to watch more TV.

Get a couple of country hits and you're set for life.

Get a couple of country hits and you're set for life.

My friend used her credit card to get a movie from Red Box and ended up with somebody in the Philippines or some fucking place buying gas with it.

My friend used her credit card to get a movie from Red Box and ended up with somebody in the Philippines or some fucking place buying gas with it.

You wouldn't like Worm People, then.

You wouldn't like Worm People, then.

A lot of chicks actually like fat guys if they have a lot of money.  Funny how that works.

A lot of chicks actually like fat guys if they have a lot of money.  Funny how that works.

If only they had stopped them before they churned out 50 Shades of Gray.