If he's gay, he belongs.

Seven Samurai and a Baby

Seven Samurai and a Baby

Try booze.

Try booze.

John Steed and Emma Peel

John Steed and Emma Peel

Everybody knows that it's way, way better than Islam with their goofy Mohammed and that horrible book that reads like some retard wrote it, then edited it, then un-edited it.

Everybody knows that it's way, way better than Islam with their goofy Mohammed and that horrible book that reads like some retard wrote it, then edited it, then un-edited it.

This particular website gave it a very high rating.

This particular website gave it a very high rating.

Now you can get pregnant.  No more fun swinging on the jungle gym with the boys for you!

Now you can get pregnant.  No more fun swinging on the jungle gym with the boys for you!

The Magnificent Seven 2:  The Magnificent Eight

The Magnificent Seven 2:  The Magnificent Eight

SPHINCTER!

SPHINCTER!

BIG RED ONE with Lee Marvin

BIG RED ONE with Lee Marvin

Is he going to play all seven parts?  If so, he might want to bring in Eddie Murphy to help.