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Dude!

Who drinks this stuff other than as a mixer?

Somebody would eventually have come up with a bass line that rattles your teeth.

I love the nightlife
I got to boogie

She and Jimmy Buffett would get in a car after hitting the bars and drive around throwing bags of their own piss at tourists.

Yes, they'll not be ineligible not to win it.

How about a tongue?

Shut up, Grand Wizard!

Is it a clit?

Hey, old man.

Or Harry and the Hendersons.

Now he'll have to go back to using his real name, Johann Plantain.

I vote Wayne Knight.

Come on, somebody famous!  Die!

50 First Dates

It's good to like things.

Getting a handie is like playing poker.  It's all a matter of well-timed aggression.

Enchanted. Oh you probably mean gay stage musical. Never mind.

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