He wasn't just a member of the Mormon church, he was an active missionary. Before they decided that black people were worthy of salvation. Even if he privately disagreed, he still worked hard to spread that message. Kinda racist.

"Liked" because I feel sorry for you.

"Liked" because I feel sorry for you.

Edited for me being a dumbass.

Edited for me being a dumbass.

There were assholes on the NYTimes site saying they deserved prison time for disrespecting a church. The goddamn NYTimes. I don't expect people there to be reasonable, they're generally less stupid than that.

There were assholes on the NYTimes site saying they deserved prison time for disrespecting a church. The goddamn NYTimes. I don't expect people there to be reasonable, they're generally less stupid than that.

Dude. Language and culture are different, but so intimately connected that it's impossible to speak of one without implicitly referring to the other. When you decry the destruction of language, you're implying that our culture is in a similar state of decay. The fact that you name Britney Spears in particular as a…

Dude. Language and culture are different, but so intimately connected that it's impossible to speak of one without implicitly referring to the other. When you decry the destruction of language, you're implying that our culture is in a similar state of decay. The fact that you name Britney Spears in particular as a…

Homer Simpson has a serious drinking problem. Just because he's not as much of a mess as Barney doesn't mean they aren't both alcoholics.

Homer Simpson has a serious drinking problem. Just because he's not as much of a mess as Barney doesn't mean they aren't both alcoholics.

Um, do an image search for Nadezhda Tolokonnikova. She's not plain, that's just a bad picture of her.

Um, do an image search for Nadezhda Tolokonnikova. She's not plain, that's just a bad picture of her.

Braise 'em. In a deep skillet, sear the thighs to get the skin crispy, then remove them and set aside. Toss in some olive oil or butter and brown some sliced mushrooms, then deglaze the pan with a shit-ton of good quality balsamic vinegar. Reduce by half. Add a handful or two of blanched or roasted garlic and cook for…

Braise 'em. In a deep skillet, sear the thighs to get the skin crispy, then remove them and set aside. Toss in some olive oil or butter and brown some sliced mushrooms, then deglaze the pan with a shit-ton of good quality balsamic vinegar. Reduce by half. Add a handful or two of blanched or roasted garlic and cook for…

Silence of the Lambs and Iron Giant are unconscionable omissions. And maybe Fargo and Dazed and Confused should switch places. I love Dazed and Confused, but I'm not sure it's top 10 material.

Silence of the Lambs and Iron Giant are unconscionable omissions. And maybe Fargo and Dazed and Confused should switch places. I love Dazed and Confused, but I'm not sure it's top 10 material.

Whoa whoa whoa dude are you BACK?!?! Shit, maybe there is a god after all.

Whoa whoa whoa dude are you BACK?!?! Shit, maybe there is a god after all.

DON'T SAY THAT!!!! Mentioning "optimal O'Neal snark" and "Friday" in the same sentence only reminds us that Friday Buzzkills are no longer a thing, and this is one of the greatest of all American tragedies.