DON'T SAY THAT!!!! Mentioning "optimal O'Neal snark" and "Friday" in the same sentence only reminds us that Friday Buzzkills are no longer a thing, and this is one of the greatest of all American tragedies.

Romney might only earn $14 million a year, but he has crazy capital on top of that. I believe his net worth is in the area of $250 million.

Romney might only earn $14 million a year, but he has crazy capital on top of that. I believe his net worth is in the area of $250 million.

Yeah, in general it's just one of those things. I know someone who was born with an extra thumb. It was really no big deal; his parents had it removed when he was an infant and there's no remaining deformity to the hand or anything. 

Yeah, in general it's just one of those things. I know someone who was born with an extra thumb. It was really no big deal; his parents had it removed when he was an infant and there's no remaining deformity to the hand or anything. 

Yeah, this kid is almost certainly defining the course of her life with this shit, and she's just too young to make that decision. In ten, twenty years or more, she'll likely be one of the saddest of has-beens. Since her family do not seem to have any marketable skills beyond being cartoonish rednecks, they'll…

Yeah, this kid is almost certainly defining the course of her life with this shit, and she's just too young to make that decision. In ten, twenty years or more, she'll likely be one of the saddest of has-beens. Since her family do not seem to have any marketable skills beyond being cartoonish rednecks, they'll…

Tweedy is right. Some things are so egregious that they require rudeness, and I think this is a good example.

Tweedy is right. Some things are so egregious that they require rudeness, and I think this is a good example.

A movie can be good and still be Oscar-bait. Although I suspect that this film, like its trailer, will be smothered by its horribly sentimental score. Spielberg is prone to that, unfortunately.

A movie can be good and still be Oscar-bait. Although I suspect that this film, like its trailer, will be smothered by its horribly sentimental score. Spielberg is prone to that, unfortunately.

Lady Jamie Lee Curtis, goddamn it!

Lady Jamie Lee Curtis, goddamn it!

There is some serious injustice in a world where Mike Love has the authority to fire Brian Wilson.

There is some serious injustice in a world where Mike Love has the authority to fire Brian Wilson.

Also, how many of those semi-pro musicians are semi-pro because too many of their gigs don't pay?

Also, how many of those semi-pro musicians are semi-pro because too many of their gigs don't pay?

In one of the previous articles about this, a commenter who'd been to one of the shows said that she didn't even introduce the guest musicians by name. So she's getting pros to work for free and, for that show at least, not even giving them the exposure that must be one of their primary incentives for signing up.…

In one of the previous articles about this, a commenter who'd been to one of the shows said that she didn't even introduce the guest musicians by name. So she's getting pros to work for free and, for that show at least, not even giving them the exposure that must be one of their primary incentives for signing up.…

She was denied justice after the attack despite the fact that her rapist
confessed. Her rapist has remained a high-profile person able to enjoy
wealth, fame, and make a whole lot more movies. For her whole life, people have been talking about how she was very brutally raped by a very famous person. This must be a…