When you're young and dumb you can be excused for saying dumb stuff, but when you're old and dumb, there are no excuses. You're just dumb.

Well, that sure saved me a lot of "thees" and "thous." What's on TV?

First no more Saw flicks and now no more Tyler Perry flicks? Thanks, Lionsgate! Where am I going to get my shitty movies from now?

We hate our heroes when they become successful, don't we?