Well see, when a man loves Eliza Dushku very much, he constructs in his mind a twisted world where they are together. He allows his penis to become erect and inserts it into his makeshift Eliza Dushku fuckdoll.

Did I say they were going to start shooting tomorrow?

I'd like to have consensual vaginal sex with her! if you know what I mean.

I've seen more than 2 minutes of it.

Word on the street:
Fox canceled Dollhouse but gave Whedon the go ahead to bring back Firefly. Remember how everyone was surprised at the big cast of former cult-tv stars that were coming to Dollhouse? Meet some of the new faces of Firefly.

In Leviticus 12:45 it is said that God would bring upon humanity a truly horrible entertainment due to man's betrayal of God, an entertainment that would show man the error of his debauchery. Biblical historians believe that entertainment to be the trifecta of From Justin To Kelly, Good Luck Chuck, and Two and A Half…

holy shit Daybreak was great. ALSO JOURNEYMAN OH GOD WHERE IS JOURNEYMAN. Journeyman was pretty much THE BEST at the time.

Yeah, I just looked it up.

Don't remember whether it was this decade
and I was going to make a dig at the assholes calling for a fatwa on you all for not including their favorite shows, and it may even be on the best of overall, but American Gothic has gotten a lot of love from you guys in the past, so why not mention it here?

Hi, How Are You.
First app for the iPhone that makes me actually wish I had one (not an attempted firstie). That shit looks beautiful and I'm a sucker for folk music.

I thought I heard that the holiday season was going to be stronger than before.

Michael Clayton is pretty fucking awesome. I love movies that employ a time-bending twist without making it blatantly obvious. See also, Pulp Fiction, that you don't even realize is out of order until it goes back to the apartment sequence. See also also Jackie Brown.

I contributed to Men Who Stare At Goats box office.
I found it rather enjoyable and one I'll probably pick up on DVD when it's on sale or something. I was surprised my girlfriend liked it too, since she hates most of the movies I like and liked most of the movies I didn't enjoy. She doesn't even like ANY of the Raimi…

Excluding the creepy uncanny valley aspect of it, I really enjoyed Polar Express. I'd never buy it but I'll watch it on TV when it's on.

Supposedly the remake of Roger Rabbit will feature CGI actors but hand drawn cartoon characters. WTF

Mo'nique knows she can't eat an Oscar.

I just feel like they unnecessarily crammed a lot of stuff into this one episode. The whole warehouse scene felt like it happened a lot later. Maybe it's my fault since I wasn't paying attention throughout most of the show, but I didn't understand why Juliet was talking to the priest like they knew each other, or why…

The pacing was off.
I don't know if they knew ahead of time that they'd only get four episodes in to the series before a big break, but I feel like they could have spread out a lot more of the BIG REVEALS from tonight throughout the four episodes, ending it on the reveal of the Vistors wanting to destroy Earth and…

Not my favorite episode so far this season
more because I hate it when TV shows base plots off HILARIOUS misunderstandings (although this seemed more like a riff on that concept than anything) but the prog rock scenes and the post-credit sequences more than made up for it.

Are the other Norse gods mentioned in the Thor comic book?