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The Shredder
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Don't forget Teen Angel! The late era TGIF show about the kid who dies eating an old hamburger and comes back to help his friend get through high school.

It was basically a kid friendly Buffy, even with a character that was essentially Giles and Xander combined, who SPOILER gets turned into stone by a Medusa and leaves behind a massive collection of home videos describing what to do in case he is killed by a variety of monsters.

Already been done.
By ABC Family (well, FOX Family) in the late 90s.

You think that your shit don't stank!

Picard had that sense of smell…that intuition.

Google stands alone.

2 Heart 2 Huckabees.

VAMPIRE THUNDERSTORM BASKETBALL

Surfing is for little rubber people who don't shave yet!

I'm so hungry I could eat the ass end of an elephant!

I guess that makes sense, but the big storm was coming up and he assumed it'd be his last ride. They had enough money to get to Australia, assumedly, without robbing the vault, and no one would be on his tail because Utah was basically their fall guy now (he wouldn't squeal on Bodhi because he respected him and plus

Agreed, victor, the whole thing kind of falls apart with that last sequence, the kidnapping-last bank robbery-airplane to Mexico scenario, although it has the brilliant "Keanu jumping from an airplane without a parachute to catch Bodhi" setpiece.

For sure.

…he choked you.

Nitpicker. Martin is still a vampire movie.

In (barely) before the Point Break hate.
Those that know me well enough know that POINT BREAK is one of my absolute favorite favorite films, regardless of how campy it is or anything.

But really, what's so wrong with that?

AND THAT ONE KID what a fucking retard. Nothing is going to be fixed in four fucking months.

One more reason to want to destroy Fox & Friends.
That and Mike and Juliet in the Morning.

OH MY GOD THE BEATLES ARE COMING BACK.