Haven't seen it but CHOKE got mediocre-to-bad reviews.

No Capn Harry, its Smokey THE Bear, you fucking moron.

Jerry Bruckheimer wrote this post.
Vadim Rizov attempted to write a book about a hard subject but it looks like *puts on sunglasses* his attempt was limp.

Well it's the fourth time I've been third.

In Soviet Russia, fire drills YOU.

I WANT *MY* SON BACK.

I AM AN EFF BEE EYE AGENT!

…My Asian bassist girlfriend turned them into papercraft, sorry guys…

They shut down all of it.

I'M THE ANGRIEST FUCKING THREAD COP EVER.

Seriously, Snakes on a Plane is the epitome of high concept camp, and easily the most awesome cheesy movie since Point Break and The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down.

A mention in the subject of the thread does not an observation make. He might have mentioned Gran Torino but he was talking about The Shield.

Box, you won't look like a troll for a dissenting opinion, you'll look like a troll for posting in the wrong thread.

RygarGuy: So you are saying Felicity, What About Brian?, and Six Degrees don't have mainstream appeal?

I sometimes wonder if Maria Bamford's "pandering to non-fans" bit at the end of UNWANTED THOUGHTS was a dig at Kathy Griffin.

Alcoholics Anonymous.

Fortunately for the world TRL got canceled.

If Ferrell was in Ron Burgandy mode 24/7 LAND OF THE LOST would have been number one. I think Ferrell is stuck in Ricky Bobby mode.

Jorge, the only way you could have avoided knowing what happened was to have seen it opening night without having read a single thing about it. That is all everyone talked about about UP, so I don't think it's that big of a spoiler, but I can understand how not knowing flat out would have enhanced it.

Jesus.
I hadn't heard of the dude but anyone dying that young is sad…