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And I want to second Keanu Reeves, although he gets a free pass from me for POINT BREAK.

Mine is
Michael Cera.

Get it? Because that guy's legs are broken? He can't really stretch them!! AHAHAHA.

The free ones this year look lame. A STAR WARS comic, and SHONEN JUMP? What are we, middle school?

I thought it was supposed to be out last week, but I just got back from a local shop and they didn't have it.

They've said over and over again that something in the first scene of the first episode is crucial to the entire show, so I doubt that it is going to end with them just landing.

I just wanna say
I totally called that they have to go back to the Island to stop themselves from going to it in the first place, but by the end of tonight's episode I wish I was WRONG. Daniel shouldn't have had to die!

I mentioned this during a live-tweetfest of the show with some other AVCers, but I think you have to think of it from the perspective of an equation (hence all the Variable and Constant stuff).

Mizerock is a cheek.

And a dog playing the accordion.

Dumberer.

What's a parentheses? (I have no clue what those are.)

How about:
The King of Kong 2: Son of The King Of Kong, about Steve Wiebe's son.

The Wilco Song Sung By The Band Called Wilco.

WHO DOESN'T.

SYPHILLIS VAMPS BITCHES, RAZOR BUTTERFLIES WILL OWN YOUR ASS.

What does ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER have to do with this? IS HE PART OF THE PATTERN?!

MBS has the Intersect inside him, but he just uses it to torrent old shows all day. What a waste.

MBS watches all of TV, in case you didn't know.

KINGS anyone? NBC's site for it is supposedly really in-depth if the disembodied voice is to be believed.