Kyra Sedgwick has nice HAMs.

Mowgli

Can I borrow that idea for a short story that I'm working on for my fiction class?

ZING

Best ZMF quote ever, it will be inscribed on his tombstone along with THIS SHIT IS SUBJECT TO CHANGE.

I think that, if they could, The AV Club should try and get famous (real famous) actors to do Random Roles. I've always wondered how Bruce Willis feels about Sixth Sense now, and also whether or not he shares my feelings that 16 Blocks is the true Fourth Die Hard Movie.

(Fred Savage walks out.)

I don't think a guy can be impregnated unless you are that PREGNANT MAN thing, which is a total exaggeration because he/she wasn't even fully a dude.

Yeah, I know. Why is MAD MAX never mentioned.

"Father, have mercy!"

FLAPJACK, MOTHERFUCKER.

Michael Cera is a taint in that book.

MISERY meets THREE'S COMPANY.

WRONG V.

They actually kind of sound douchey when read in a row like that.

David Cross does not deserve a big break. He is fairly competent on AD but

I don't think Cera sees himself that way, honestly, because he still has done some quirky (read: not big blockbuster) stuff too.

I was only counting movies not tv and I was talking more along the lines of SUCCESSFUL FILMS that drew a lot of the same money and crowds Cera would.

THERE IS NO NETFLIX IN CANADA.

I'm a big AD fan (watching through it on DVD now) but I semi-agree with Cera on this one: they have a great ending already, no matter how unfair the canceling was. Why ruin it with a movie?