Depending on who you take to, he is Comedy Satan Incarnate/The Second Coming of Comedy Christ.

Carlos Mencia is also the black man's Carlos Mencia.

Favorite Patton line (and it applies perfectly to the whole thing):

You got your theology wrong. The sequel would actually be the Apocalypse, and since they already made the Left Behind Trilogy and the world isn't over, I think we're good.

DCPO, did you just steal my saying (sayin')?

They should settle this in Thunderdome.
TWO COMEDIANS ENTER! ONE COMEDIAN LEAVES!

Wouldn't that be "The J11 Joe 11"?

Behaviors…like gay sex?

I want my money now bitch!!

My dad
Has a really weird obsession with Rent.

There was a movie released about a year ago called Facing The Giants.

That's how you get AIDS.

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I'd hate to make you suffer through it again (even as a Christian, I could only sit through Passion once, and I totally hated it) but as a favor, please do Passion of the Christ?

I think that, instead of just getting rid of "blank raped my childhood" we need a better response then "SHUT UP!"

or American Graffitti Holiday-stravaganza

Last.
Shut it down.

Yeah I know!

What's up with no mention of ANY Wii game?

God, I always thought those girls were cute.

Star Wars Holiday Special.
Thanks for ruining my Christmas, AV Club.