Some say under his suit, is another suit.

I'm picturing him running out of Greggs with an arm full of cupcakes… ramming them down his gob as he knocks the weaklings aside.

My name is Pierre, I come from Paris…I've come to have sex with your family.

You fuck my wife?

I think its name was Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
It all panned across so fast, Officer… I couldn't get a look at any of the faces.

Bay is back with a brand new invention
Plotholes, grab a hold of me tightly
Are these robots racist? They just might be

The moody Christmas shot, he just wanted to play Nintendo.

The people want more Jar-Jar.

They fired up his movies to?

Two words away from the perfect headline

#myhairsallfloaty

Damn it Bay; those aren't ideas, they're special effects.

Doctors say I’m the illest, ’cause I’m sufferin’ from realness

Big things have small beginnings

Knee deep

Is it "27-year-old Landon Morris, who has supposedly been riding horses since private school"

The most ridiculous line in this article is "Full Metal Jousting"

Autoplay: Because we couldn't decide either

Don't these guys live together?
That'll do the trick

DISTURB THE PEACE LOITER SKATE PASSED COP
EAT SPEW