That juice is Soylent Green. It's made from cellulite-free people!!!!!!

Isn't it sad that a family can be torn apart by something as simple as a pack of wild dogs? Or a bear?

Helix played at my highschool, but it wasn't an evening concert, it was an afternoon assembly. That was weird.

Would you say that to Tom Petty?

Oh dear, I need to rename myself "One Too Many Commas".

Jesus, Christ, will you guys have a happy Easter, already?

@Reverend: The fact that you are still calling it PLOP-PLOP tells me you're not ready…