This seems totally shitty
But playing it has to be nowhere near as socially awkward as the "Marquis de Sade Pictionary" Game that I got for Flag Day last year.

The guitar work on Raw Power was pretty badass in a Neil Young sort of way

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It would have been nice to shed that malignant parasite Zelda.

Jeezus.
Fredo Corleone? Come on Hyden, I think you've missed the point of this question. The guy piggybacked his way into semi-obscurity at best before his death. No matter how good he was, I hardly think moviegoers would be clamoring to see his epic 4 minutes of screen time as "main character's older brother." If he…

A Lohan reality show would be unfeasible simply because it would cost too much to edit out all of the felonies.

There was actually a parody of "America We Stand as One" that synchronized "America Fuck Yeah" over the video - it was the greatest thing I'd ever seen online until it mysteriously disappeared without a trace.

My favorite part about Hyden's articles are the headlines - the worst parts are always the text.

The worst is still "This what you get when you find a stranger in the dark!" in TV versions of the Big Lebowski.

Does it matter if the fuck in question is a verb, noun, or modifier? In the sentence "Fuck the fucking fucker in his fucking pig mouth," the verb would seem to be the naughtiest part.

It seems as though Nathan Rabin's well written overviews of unloved genres/things have created a monster - but then again, what would you expect from a website by and for elitist trash such as ourselves?

On the topic of Ernest films, wouldn't it be awesome if instead of Jim Varney they had chosen R. Lee Ermey for the role?

I've eaten liver, kidneys, hearts, brains, tripe (stomach lining), pancreas, testicles, cheek, eyeballs, tongues and intestines intentionally, and probably snouts, penises, ears, anuses, and Christ knows what else in the Bar-S hot dogs that I bought as an undergraduate. All are pretty palatable, especially if doused…

Yeah, but the action sequences get almost as tiresome as giant fucking robots punching each other for hours.

I'd really like to see an Alien coming of age movie about a young creature's quest to come to terms with his sexuality and natural urges, eventually overcoming his doubts and mother issues after successfully impregnating the chest cavity of his human love interest.

If Mos Def had been allowed to play the role without marshmallows in his mouth it would have been slightly more tolerable. I also would have appreciated it if Jack Black had actually died in an electrical accident in the beginning of the movie.

Her slightly tarnished gold (Blacklisted, Furnace Room Lullaby and Canadian Amp) should not be overlooked either. The last track on CA with the Sadies as her backing band was short but sweet.

I'm just happy the History Channel is trying to diversify a bit from Nazis, UFOs and Bigfoot.