Victor Varnado!!!
Victor Varnado (the "Victor" mentioned in this article) is the greatest!!! He performs live comedy all over NYC, he's been on all these tv shows and starred and directed full-budget movies and everything!! Here's his website:

RIP
SV4Life— I own Trinity, which is a good album. Everyone should at least watch Tainted:

Yeah it's like if you want to see it, just flip on the good ol' boob toob.

Spoiler
She's a ROBOT!!! And when they swim under water for like a 10-minute scene, not all will make it.. but apparently not because they can't hold their breath, which always pissed me off. I mean just like someone drown, amiright???

I like a good buzz cut. I mean them shits cost like what? $5 at the local barber shop? It's like being all like and like "People are totally drinking milk again!" "Chocolate is something that exists!!"

I dragged a date to see Usher's In The Mix, and in return, he dragged me to see Rent. I feel that was a pretty fair trade.

Just wait.
Wait til you see him and clarissa explains it all in drive me crazy. That'll TOTTOOOTOTOTOTES change your opinion of his thespianism.

We see some stupid, unfunny crap, CC sees $$$$$$.

Kumail!!!
Kumail is the nicest guy ever. It's always great to see him rock out! I almost felt bad that they kept sliding his seat placement around and he got shut down when trying to do the kissing tradition!

I love Donal Logue! He's so funny and hot! He was great in that death love story with reeeese witherspoon!

Mel or Melanie
Whoa, and he's got a website tatted onto his chest! Impressive shirt-ripping strategy btw, creating a square in the middle.

I love you, What're You Starin At, Sugartits?.

Sorry everyone.. I wrote "and" instead of "an".. bit it looks like the title has taken off on its own, and I'm okay with that!

Me being and ironic hipster
"Intentionally unfunny and racist statement!"

Interesting..
I didn't realize it, but People's website uses a very similar template to the one in City Scoops! See here:

Shoegasm
That's a real store in nyc… Yipe?

No prob! I don't know her personally, but she's clearly very talented! Hopefully this leads her to more exposure, bigger gigs, fame, money etc.

Dynamite!!!
.. That is to say.. This is the work of Dyna Moe! This is her website:

I saw Usher's "In The Mix" in theaters, and boy it was pretty depressingly bad. Not bad that it was good.. just bad.

Well it's nice to see something new up there, after 4 or 5 months of the same set of previews.