This is very funny.

Even if I weren't already NOT on his side, his use of irony quotes around "white privilege" would have turned me away.

But did ya have to send him to MY town?!?

Except that bastard Raminator! I'll see it in HELL before I recognize it's status as a "winner"!

*does whatever is the polar opposite of "I'm Spartacus!"*

Nah, we were straight killing it at that show!

That cat doesn't seem like the sort that would be much bothered by Faraci's brand of assholery.

*whispers* …and Billy Connolly is never NOT great. [spoiler-blocked to hide my secret shame].

BRAIN: Boondock Saints is, by any stretch of the imagination, an objectively terrible film.

I guess I shouldn't be, but I'm still pretty surprised how many people here are ready to use her being inconsiderate to a movie audience as justification for him publicly harassing her.

Part 9: There's a Fish… In the Percolator!

Jeez, what are you, Capturing the Friedmans?

This is true. Eventually they're going to say some ignorant, ridiculous shit like, "Boondock Saints is a good movie," and you'll have to leave them in the night, move to another town and change your name so they can never find you again.

Nope. It's been scientifically proven that the optimal first date is, empirically, a monster truck rally.

Texting/talking during the movie = undeniably inconsiderate.

I'm vehemently anti-phone-use-in-movies, but I'm far more against a dude harassing some woman for bailing on a date with him.

I briefly worked at a bookstore where they had talking Sheldon toys at the front counter. I was constantly praying for death.

It's almost like both of these people are a-holes. (But not charming a-holes, like the Guardians of the Galaxy. Just standard, boring, run-of-the-mill, modern American a-holes.)

"BAZINGA!!!"

I wasn't going to, but then I saw they got BELUSHI*!