Hey, whatever happened between the president and teen Ivanka is apparently none of our business.

Well, this is unexpected and not at all unwelcome! I'll take all the Donald Glover they can throw at me.

Of course they are. How else are you supposed to keep your Seans perfectly coiffed?

I think they meant "Diddy’s personal chef souss him for sexual harassment."

His job was so much easier when he could wear the bunny suit.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and treasonous."
-Sean Spicey

They're really doing their best to become the Spinal Tap of presidential administrations.

Little Dragon: The Tiny Bruce Lee Story

Also Keri Russell sometimes.

*barfs some more*

Is "Franch" when you mix french dressing with ranch dressing?

They should really call this show Bio App, since in a few months, Betsy DeVos will have replaced all public school advanced-placement classes with a iPad app co-sponsored by Shell Oil and The Southern Baptist Convention.

Hey, if we can manage your 'Allo, 'Allos and Wot's All 'Is, Then?s, you can handle our AP Bios, buddy!

It's a pretty even break, after all.

You don't have to suffer through 90min of listening to Tim Treadwell being a douchebag.

Probably still better than the Fox 'toon version. AH GARE-ON-TEE!

At this point, I'd just be happy if y'all kids would put the damn things down at live shows.

The worst part is that someone on the Twits suggested Diego Luna as Gambit, and I find the prospect of a Diego Luna sex ninja movie to be pretty tantalizing. Despite not really giving a fig for the Gambit character, one way or another.

It seems like a movie about a Cajun sex ninja would be a slam dunk, and yet…

I'll just use this as an opportunity to gloat a bit to any of my fellow long-box divers out there: Picked up copies of Hellblazer vol. 1 issues 1 and 2 (and 7, 12, 13, 14) at 50¢ a pop at a junk sale over the weekend. Best bargain bin find I've found in a while.