Or maybe, I was underthinking it…
*insert guy tapping head meme here*

Momoa Son, Momoa Son, What Have Ye Done?

Momoana, obviously.

Oh good, that'll give me time to get my gay porn parody, Cockzilla Vs. Dong, onto shelves before the real thing is released.

Oh good, this same plan worked out so well for Battlestar Galactica.

Does anyone else but me think that sculpture is pretty stupid in general?

Oh, Generation X… you'll always be the only X-Movie for me!

I didn't get my MCU check, didn't get my George Soros check, didn't get my Gay Commie Mafia check…

Actually, I think Patrick/Abbott would be far less dangerous if they were out on a book tour. It's when they try to govern that shit gets ugly.

Also Dan Patrick, but that's more in Texas.

He can afford insurance because Life's Been Good to him so far.

To this day, one of the best live shows I've ever seen. If you can see her, DO IT! (Especially if you can see her at a hometown show.)

Yeah, when they say "back catalog" they really mean the way back catalog. I think the newest thing they have on there is like the second season of Veep.

You uhhhhhhh…. you watch the Arli$$?

Guess y'all will just have to move to Austin.

Damn, the theater by my house is already sold out! Looks like they added a late show to accommodate. $18/ticket, but I want that poster, yo! (Yeah, I'm a total sucker.)

Not "Edward Skimmerhands"?

Which made it that much easier to cram sticks of butter up her ass.

Glad I'm not the only one that constantly makes this association.

I must not have seen the final FX edit…