Is this show on Crackle? Is this show on Crackle?!? Let me tell ya, buddy, this show is so on Cr—- *interrupted by commercial with a badly CGI'd cartoon general who apparently sells insurance now, but I thought he used to sell prefabricated aluminum buildings*

Wait, that doesn't wor—-I mean, yeah, I know, right?!?

Speaking of gross dicks… who would be surprised if Steve Bannon's dick was all gloppy and infected and falling off, like Quentin Tarantino's character's in Planet Terror?

Her eyes are like a less-expressive version of the eye-slits in Iron Man's helmet.

Racism?

The only other example I can think of where that's happened for me is with Pavement. (But it's the other way. Terror Twilight is my favorite, Slanted & Enchanted my second.)

I very much enjoy the production work Mr. Picciotto did with Blonde Redhead. I did quite a bit of casual college fucking to Melody of Certain Damaged Lemons.

I can spin any of their records, but I still say 13 Songs is their best. Second best? I know I'm in the minority here, but I was quite partial to their last one, The Argument.

They call them "Nazos"

Now how am I supposed to share Goebbel's super-secret family nacho recipe?

Yeah, those people are terrible! Terrible vocabularies, hardly read any books, candy goo all over their hands…

And where's my goddamned Buckaroo Banzai sequel?!?

I worked at a store that sold used (and only used) video games (and music/movies/etc.) and we'd come across that pretty regularly with a new game. Our system determined price based on online/Amazon after-market cost. So a hot game could still be selling priced at $50 because demand was high online, even used. But…

GameStop is, basically, (and in Texas, anyway, legally) a pawn shop. They should be treated like any pawn shop:

I LOVE BANANA CHIPS!

I think they make a LOT in small-market areas.

Oh, and my sister and I signed a petition waaaaay back then to release a DVD with all the deleted FwwM scenes that they finally released on the massive Bluray box.

My first visit to an Alamo Drafthouse: ca. 1998 (at the original Colorado St./Austin location)

Oh man. My tiny house would be the most low-rent, bobo murder mansion ever.

FYI - If any of you (non-creeps) out there are going to be in Austin for SXSW, I may have a line to a spare bedroom that may be for rent on the cheap. Only about 4mi north downtown, and on three downtown-bound bus lines. It's a rental & can't be Air BnB'd.