Commonly known as the "Air Bud Clause."

Dicks out for ACLU!

"overcomecum"

Nowhere in the Constitution does it specify that political activism can't make you jizz.

I was wondering if that cut was too deep…

"You are filled with so much hate / And I think that’s really great
Now you’re going to get a chance / To put on your father’s pants
But when you take your daddy’s place / There’s a place you’ll have to face
Cuz you’re going to have to go / On his morning TV show

YUUUUP! Same here. Had to pull it out of my ear in small, crushed roach pieces.

Yup. Woke up once as a kid with one curled up in my ear. Never again. If ever they disrespect the lines of demarcation, they will be eliminated.

This is awesome. Go git 'im, Gib!

Ghostin'.

I bet I could find some stupider-looking ones. I'm related to some stupider-looking ones.

IT CAN BE TWO THI——

The only thing I'll defend on Origins is the opening credits. Those are pretty nice. And yeah, the first one has aged terribly. But it also just has some of the worst dialogue. Some of it even worse than in Last Stand. The worst of it reeks of bad Whedon.

I've heard nothing but nice things from the Church of Scientology. In fact, for a small fee, they're saying I'll be more successful AND more enlightened. I honestly can't possibly imagine any downside to that!

Janelle Monáe deserved the supporting actress spot for Moonlight more than Harris did! (I generally do like Harris, though.)

I'm like, 98% with you on Apocalypse, but I actually kinda liked The Wolverine. Didn't love it, but may have actually liked it better than First Class, depending on my mood. It wasn't spectacular, but it entertained me, the cold open was solid, and it at least looked pretty good.

I agonized over it, but I stand by my rankings!

1. X2
2. Deadpool
3. Days of Future Past
4. First Class
5. The Wolverine
6. X-Men
7. Apocalypse
*****
8. Last Stand
(8a) Generation X (failed 1996 series pilot)
9. Wolverine: Origins

Rip Torn?!? (Aw, that'd be a bummer, actually…)

You don't have to be nice. Suits isn't reading these. OR IS IT?!?