So weird that this movie was directed by another movie: From Justin To Kelly.

Ah, Suits… the show so bland and innocuous that they keep forgetting to cancel it.
Does it exist in a shared universe with Covert Affairs? We'll never know, because nobody has ever seen an episode of either of these shows.

*allows self a moment of comfort thinking about all the human waste that T®ump is going to unknowingly consume over the next four years*

*adds to watchlist*

Saw him do a reading/Q&A around the time that Lullaby came out. He was a prick. And that was a horrible book. It was the last Palahniuk I read, and I can't imagine reading another.

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee….

They're going to dig in on the X-characters that people REALLY know and love. So it's going to focus on Doug Ramsay, Longshot and Bird-Brain.

Is Thomas Jane doing Lyle Lovett cosplay in that picture up there?

My holy trinity of recent one-hour dramas on US TV:
-The Leftovers
-Halt & Catch Fire
-Rectify

Really wanna see a movie about psychotic ents called Asylum Ents.

Triumph is on the list of people I would rather have host The Daily Show. (But you're still number one on my list, Jessica Williams!!!)

I'm feeling pretty good about the chance that NF will pick up the series I'm writing: Jossica Jimmes!

Are you sure it isn't Mary Kat and Ashley Meowlson?

Alternate take: Just replace Andrew Garfield in anything with actual cartoon lasagne-eatin', Monday-hatin' Garfield. Because fuck that guy. He sucks.

I see, as I predicted, that the kitten from Keanu was snubbed for Best Supporting Actor.

It occurs to me that that annoying little worm Max Landis is doing some kind of long-form Buscemi-in-the-80s cosplay.

Depending on your tolerance for Jarmusch movies, yes. Particularly if you liked, say, Night on Earth/Down by Law.

Hence its official state nickname: The Stuft-Crust State.

It's one I'll always buy at a garage sale, or library sale or thrift store if it's cheap. It's worth it to have hanging around to give out when someone hasn't read it.

I was watching something else on Hulu one day while I was cleaning house, and this auto-played after whatever it was I was watching.