Aw, dammit! Agent Rosenfeld!

*takes out my gun labeled "school gun"*

Shouldn't you be terrorizing an elementary school somewhere?

A-B-See… YOU THERE…

She was a delight. Pretty big departure from the source material, but more contemporary, too.

Ron Perlman.

I'd certainly prefer that, but if (as it seems is going to be the case) Knight directs it, I can live with that. It's still keeping the story "in the family" - so to speak - and based on Locke, the guy's no slouch behind the camera. I'm remaining cautiously optimistic.

Huh… I felt the exact opposite. I mean, I have NO qualms with the film, but one of the things I love about it is that by the time I got to the end, it almost felt like I was just at the end of the first act of a larger story. I like how rounded and complete it is itself, but I really left that world wanting to know…

It's called "The Streetbeater"!

Quick reminder: Gillen was weird, gonzo perfection in the last season of NTSF:SD:SUV::.

I really hope the ghost of Lemmy shows up to beat the shit out of all these dopes with his bass.

He's going to model scarves.

T®ump only wanted 3DD because he likes the "DD"

Pft. The new Chuck is some weak-ass Feivel-looking thing. Now, the old Chuck? The one that looked like a carnival barker? Sexxxay!

She has a scrunchy little rodent face, yet I'm attracted to her. Is this what they mean when they say "it's complicated"? Or do I just want to fuck rodents? The world may never know…

Sure, I'll buy that.

Everyone wears translators in their ears. You can see Quill's in the scene when they're being processed at The Kyln.

Esad Ribić is a god.

Incorrect, AVClub. The best shower beer is still a Lone Star tallboy.

Hey, that guy looks great since he died. I loved him in Die Hard 2!