They won the fight and went out for pizzas.

So were your childhoods over in ten seconds flat, or …?
Making everypony on the Internet feel bad about their television viewing habits is, like, 20% cooler than enjoying children's programming. I like it when fat kids cry after I call them man-colts. It makes me feel better about myself. Let's go make fun of Twilight…

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I'm only even posting this because AJ won't stop IMing me until I prove to her I've looked, but seriously: don't any of you wusses have anything better to watch than cartoons for little girls? When I was a kid I could make a friend in ten seconds flat—I didn't need some stupid show to tell me how. Who…