They use soap. But it's the organic soap that doesn't kill germs. Right next to the organic deodorant that doesn't mask body odor and the organic toothpaste that doesn't prevent cavities.

They use soap. But it's the organic soap that doesn't kill germs. Right next to the organic deodorant that doesn't mask body odor and the organic toothpaste that doesn't prevent cavities.

Remember when MNF had that Kornhauser guy (or however it's spelled)? He was the worst color guy in all of sports.

Agreed. They'd have to draw Fat Oprah. 

I was cringing so bad at the kid who was begging Smith to come back to his dorm room. It didn't dawn on him that "we have beer!" only works when talking to underage people.

That scene will be the only reason anyone sees this movie.

The only MV record I ever sat through was that latest one, and it was torture.

I don't know. Facebook really likes keeping their content up. I reported a posting I have a legitimate gripe against and it was never removed.

SILENCE OR BE TERMINATED!

Never heard of this guy. This podcast was boring.

The production on Neon Bible sucked, though, No Cars Go aside.

Yeah, but the Presidents at least get to play their own weekend-long festival on Presidents' Day Weekend each year, right?

Now that I see a significant portion of the AV Club commenters enjoy the Gin Blossoms, they have lost their snarky-shit-talkin'-on-other-bands cards.  On notice!

The history of Apple Pie in the '90s:

It's still a pretty soft target, I think. Aerosmith isn't that respected, and the guy picked one of their most unlistenable songs. I'm still waiting for the Hatesong that launches a million comments: like someone hating Paranoid Android or Jeremy. Something interesting.

Yeah, she gave no indication what the guy is into (fake letter, but still…). Then the sex toy peddlers were mostly suggesting stuff to stimulate HER.

Agreed. The cable-less among us are still waiting for Season 3 to hit Netflix.

It's only 1996 if she plays Devil Sticks and wears a Dr. Seuss hat. 

311 has some ugly album covers, but I don't remember any that involves parasitic anal play on a Garbage Pail Kid. 

The #1 album cover as voted on by The Pitchfork reader's survey is something I'll never want to see again.