OK, so let's hate on him for spending an entire paragraph unknowingly hating on incorrect lyrics.

Anal sex should be referred to as "McGriddles," 'cause it's a sausage between two hot cakes.

My braces were put on by a Dr. Bray.

When they unmasked Kane, I wanted him to find Taker and say, "It's been me, Isaac Yankem, DDS, this whole time! Your brother really did die in that fire."

Maybe because the song referenced didn't montage the training in Karate Kid but the actual tourney? They did some training montages in KK, but mostly his training was protracted scenes of sanding floors, painting houses, acting like a jackass while Miyagi was weaing catcher's gear, etc., to show the frustration with…

I like to think this is a reply to both @avclub-ab63243d415513c2307a6ff350832d10:disqus and @avclub-824d74341835349209497cb8156e5763:disqus . 

lol, this seems to be the default "firsties" for Savage Love articles. (except the AIDS are terrifyingly real!)

lol, this seems to be the default "firsties" for Savage Love articles. (except the AIDS are terrifyingly real!)

"No, they wouldn't do this. This is too dumb. They wouldn't do this. It's just too dumb. This is no way to treat fans that…"

"No, they wouldn't do this. This is too dumb. They wouldn't do this. It's just too dumb. This is no way to treat fans that…"

The Corporate Mall Mascot's "shopping is the meaning of the Holidays, and consumerism makes you happy" climax is like the anti-Linus-in-A-Charlie-Brown-Christmas moment.

The Corporate Mall Mascot's "shopping is the meaning of the Holidays, and consumerism makes you happy" climax is like the anti-Linus-in-A-Charlie-Brown-Christmas moment.

South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut:

South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut:

IDK, I kind of liked Audioslave. RATM always got old to me in comparison because De La Roacha can't sing, and rapping/screaming gets tuneless to me after a while.

IDK, I kind of liked Audioslave. RATM always got old to me in comparison because De La Roacha can't sing, and rapping/screaming gets tuneless to me after a while.

We already have "Why is the Rum Gone?" Why would we need another Depp chantey?

We already have "Why is the Rum Gone?" Why would we need another Depp chantey?

I never saw "Pretty Woman," but isn't that technically the first MPDP?

I never saw "Pretty Woman," but isn't that technically the first MPDP?