Thanks!

Thanks!

"Despite the bee-stung lips, it doesn't feel any different when she does it."

"Despite the bee-stung lips, it doesn't feel any different when she does it."

"So I guess you're doing that Gorilla Monsoon biopic, James?"

"So I guess you're doing that Gorilla Monsoon biopic, James?"

My apologies. I've conflated my hate for American Pie and Sweet Caroline into one stewing fuckball of shitty music.

My apologies. I've conflated my hate for American Pie and Sweet Caroline into one stewing fuckball of shitty music.

The Presidents of the United States of America maintain that the lyrics to "Peaches" are literal. They find the interpretation amusing, though. I think there's more to it then they let on, because the entendre works too well. 

The Presidents of the United States of America maintain that the lyrics to "Peaches" are literal. They find the interpretation amusing, though. I think there's more to it then they let on, because the entendre works too well. 

Nobody bakes a cake as tasty as a Tastykake.

Nobody bakes a cake as tasty as a Tastykake.

"American Pie" is the one I would pick for this feature (were I a famous musician approached by AV Club). It's my most hated song of all time. Particularly, the drunken frat boy singalong ("Dun dun DUUUUNNN!" and "So good! So good! So good!")

"American Pie" is the one I would pick for this feature (were I a famous musician approached by AV Club). It's my most hated song of all time. Particularly, the drunken frat boy singalong ("Dun dun DUUUUNNN!" and "So good! So good! So good!")

Everytime I see an "out of order" sign I HAVE to say "Fuck! Even in the future, nothin' works!"

Everytime I see an "out of order" sign I HAVE to say "Fuck! Even in the future, nothin' works!"

We're getting closer to the Idiocracy, I guess, and will soon have movies called "Ass" and restaurants called "Buttfuckers". 

We're getting closer to the Idiocracy, I guess, and will soon have movies called "Ass" and restaurants called "Buttfuckers". 

The outcome of the election was God's will, just like all those rape babies.

The outcome of the election was God's will, just like all those rape babies.