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Didn't the box art feature a shopping cart full of guts, veins and eyeballs with a lawsuit-worthy Freddy Kruger glove sticking out of the top (also furthering the lie that anything was being "chopped" in this mall)?

Didn't the box art feature a shopping cart full of guts, veins and eyeballs with a lawsuit-worthy Freddy Kruger glove sticking out of the top (also furthering the lie that anything was being "chopped" in this mall)?

Eight Crazy Night's climax was at a shopping mall, and was honestly one of the most disgusting mass product placements I've ever seen (corporate logos selling the moral of the story: Shopping makes you happy).

Eight Crazy Night's climax was at a shopping mall, and was honestly one of the most disgusting mass product placements I've ever seen (corporate logos selling the moral of the story: Shopping makes you happy).

I was just coming in here to say this. I'm on Season 2, where there's an ongoing foreshadowing involving an explosion by the White's pool. This picture was on the front page, so my first thought was that the payoff for those dreamlike sequences got spoiled for me. But I could be wrong.

I was just coming in here to say this. I'm on Season 2, where there's an ongoing foreshadowing involving an explosion by the White's pool. This picture was on the front page, so my first thought was that the payoff for those dreamlike sequences got spoiled for me. But I could be wrong.

Is that Peter's response to "I hate, I hate, I hate…Peter Pan!" from the trailer to the movie "Hook"?

Is that Peter's response to "I hate, I hate, I hate…Peter Pan!" from the trailer to the movie "Hook"?

And on that you can rely.

*Throws newspaper between two houses.*

*Throws newspaper between two houses.*

I used to hear that African beat from the Animalympics' marathon scenes in my head when I ran cross country in HS. It's actually too slow of a beat to match your pace to. I usually didn't finish well.

I used to hear that African beat from the Animalympics' marathon scenes in my head when I ran cross country in HS. It's actually too slow of a beat to match your pace to. I usually didn't finish well.

I have a feeling that, for a price, she will allow you to fuck her while channeling the dead celebrity of your choice.

I have a feeling that, for a price, she will allow you to fuck her while channeling the dead celebrity of your choice.

I like how her hair is so big it actually fucks up the formatting of the text. That "a" looks really lonely on the other side of that dyed blonde awfulness.

I like how her hair is so big it actually fucks up the formatting of the text. That "a" looks really lonely on the other side of that dyed blonde awfulness.

In my movie, Homeslice tries to kill Mark Wahlberg. Homeslice is also a tree.

In my movie, Homeslice tries to kill Mark Wahlberg. Homeslice is also a tree.

But is it reasonable?