But is it reasonable?

Generation 1 Transformers: Decepticons

Generation 1 Transformers: Decepticons

Funkiest? No, but there wasn't a shortage of funk on that record, either.

Funkiest? No, but there wasn't a shortage of funk on that record, either.

(Williams looking over a battlefield in Sicily)

(Williams looking over a battlefield in Sicily)

No, but they feel like sticking his tongue through the hole of a bagel would be cheating, somehow.

No, but they feel like sticking his tongue through the hole of a bagel would be cheating, somehow.

From about '98-'01, I think, Pete Rose had a thing where he would attack WWE's Kane at WrestleMania and get tombstoned.

From about '98-'01, I think, Pete Rose had a thing where he would attack WWE's Kane at WrestleMania and get tombstoned.

Just when I think O'Neal's snark couldn't get any better, we get the "jar of preserves" line.

Just when I think O'Neal's snark couldn't get any better, we get the "jar of preserves" line.

The only bit of hers I ever liked was the Baby Jesus answering machine messages. Otherwise, I don't find her funny.

The only bit of hers I ever liked was the Baby Jesus answering machine messages. Otherwise, I don't find her funny.

Was it WMMR in Philadelphia with that bald guy Howard Stern hates?

Was it WMMR in Philadelphia with that bald guy Howard Stern hates?

DJs suck, but in their defense, it didn't sound like Bamford brought A-level material to the show.

DJs suck, but in their defense, it didn't sound like Bamford brought A-level material to the show.

But scissoring dogs for liberal causes creates an extra-dimensional rift…