But scissoring dogs for liberal causes creates an extra-dimensional rift…

You could resell it while scissoring under "Birth of Man".

You could resell it while scissoring under "Birth of Man".

I'm all mixed up, and I don't know what to do!

I'm all mixed up, and I don't know what to do!

So it complimented the music, then?

So it complimented the music, then?

It's called "The Fallopian Blues".

It's called "The Fallopian Blues".

Psssh, you've probably never heard of the article I used my "I don't care about any of this stuff" comment on this week. 

Psssh, you've probably never heard of the article I used my "I don't care about any of this stuff" comment on this week. 

Which circle of hell is this? 6.8?

Which circle of hell is this? 6.8?

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Oh, I'd love it if it really happened. It would be like Requiem for a Dream.

Oh, I'd love it if it really happened. It would be like Requiem for a Dream.

SPOILER ALERT: Rosebud is trying to kill Mark Wahlberg. Rosebud is also a tree.

SPOILER ALERT: Rosebud is trying to kill Mark Wahlberg. Rosebud is also a tree.

That is 100x more horrifying than the definition of "horrifying" that Romney is getting all that money. We're all fucked. (Or scissored. But we'll be getting scissored by Romney for 4 years.)