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I saw the actor who played Vito in the crowd in NYC's Financial District during the NY Giants parade down the Canyon of Heroes following Super Bowl XLII. He had "18-1" scrawled across his forehead in blue paint.

I saw the actor who played Vito in the crowd in NYC's Financial District during the NY Giants parade down the Canyon of Heroes following Super Bowl XLII. He had "18-1" scrawled across his forehead in blue paint.

It was a miggity-miggity-miggity-miggity-mack-daddy, a miggity-miggity-miggity-miggity- mack truck.

It was a miggity-miggity-miggity-miggity-mack-daddy, a miggity-miggity-miggity-miggity- mack truck.

Strangely, the same thing happens when using Fresh Direct vs. going to the grocery store. When you're not physically going down every aisle, you forget to add things to your cart. Ah, shit! Out of dishwasher gel!

Strangely, the same thing happens when using Fresh Direct vs. going to the grocery store. When you're not physically going down every aisle, you forget to add things to your cart. Ah, shit! Out of dishwasher gel!

WEELLL the model T ford made the people wanna go, wanna get, wanna get, wanna get up n' go. 8, 9, 10, 12, 14, 22, 23 miles till the county seat

WEELLL the model T ford made the people wanna go, wanna get, wanna get, wanna get up n' go. 8, 9, 10, 12, 14, 22, 23 miles till the county seat

B-, huh?

B-, huh?

It brings to mind the South Park episode about the Jonas Brothers (are they still a thing?) where Mickey admits they're just selling sex to girls too young to understand sexual impulses.

It brings to mind the South Park episode about the Jonas Brothers (are they still a thing?) where Mickey admits they're just selling sex to girls too young to understand sexual impulses.

Stop! You'll give the press an annoying shorthand for Beiber devotees!

Stop! You'll give the press an annoying shorthand for Beiber devotees!

Between all those bullets and the Mack truck, it's almost like there's a diety trying to shake him from this mortal coil. An inept diety.

Between all those bullets and the Mack truck, it's almost like there's a diety trying to shake him from this mortal coil. An inept diety.

Our first glorious starship was manned by nothing but chimpanzees. They died during liftoff when the ship plummeted back to earth because we made the ship out of concrete and rebar.

Our first glorious starship was manned by nothing but chimpanzees. They died during liftoff when the ship plummeted back to earth because we made the ship out of concrete and rebar.

When I first saw the title, I thought this was going to be a parody of a Soviet U.S.S.R.'s shoddy attempt at a space race Starship Enterprise, with comic results and constant mechanical breakdowns, while the U.S.S. Enterprise is flitting here and there in hyperspace, kickin' ass and compiling knowledge.

When I first saw the title, I thought this was going to be a parody of a Soviet U.S.S.R.'s shoddy attempt at a space race Starship Enterprise, with comic results and constant mechanical breakdowns, while the U.S.S. Enterprise is flitting here and there in hyperspace, kickin' ass and compiling knowledge.