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I want this version:

I want this version:

I hated III because the "blow in a tube and make the raptors run away" climax was the most anticlimactic moment in cinema until "let's hide in the basement until the trees stop killing people. Looks like they stopped killing people" climax of "The Happening."

I hated III because the "blow in a tube and make the raptors run away" climax was the most anticlimactic moment in cinema until "let's hide in the basement until the trees stop killing people. Looks like they stopped killing people" climax of "The Happening."

But then you'd have to EAT it. Stick with non-edible resources.

But then you'd have to EAT it. Stick with non-edible resources.

McCloud!

McCloud!

Kid A.

Kid A.

"Because of my rage, I challenge Greenwood to a match in the cage!"

"Because of my rage, I challenge Greenwood to a match in the cage!"

We can learn a lot from our children.

We can learn a lot from our children.

And someone got paid millions of dollars for this. This idea. And only pitched this simple, stupid idea because they were already rich with connections and therefore had access to the people who can greenlight stupid ideas and pay millions for them. This stupid, dumb idea that will take hundreds of millions of dollars

And someone got paid millions of dollars for this. This idea. And only pitched this simple, stupid idea because they were already rich with connections and therefore had access to the people who can greenlight stupid ideas and pay millions for them. This stupid, dumb idea that will take hundreds of millions of dollars

And she was discovered by chance when throwing a fit in a bank where a Hollywood exec was waiting in line, wasn't she?

And she was discovered by chance when throwing a fit in a bank where a Hollywood exec was waiting in line, wasn't she?

"Masters of Sex"? Is that Metallica's long lost Barry White-style R&B album? 

"Masters of Sex"? Is that Metallica's long lost Barry White-style R&B album?