Dildo batteries.

Dildo batteries.

Back when Sugar Ray was a hard rock band (with the occasional R&B song), they had an R&B song entitled "Danzig Needs a Hug" that had nothing to do with the actual content therein. 

Back when Sugar Ray was a hard rock band (with the occasional R&B song), they had an R&B song entitled "Danzig Needs a Hug" that had nothing to do with the actual content therein. 

"You're pregnant so I kicked you in the stomach".

"You're pregnant so I kicked you in the stomach".

Has anyone ever used "You're Innate"?

Has anyone ever used "You're Innate"?

To be fair, everyone has that band that nobody else likes, but they would keep trying to push on their readership if they had one this huge. For instance, I'd look for excuses to revive the Presidents of the United States of America in the public consciousness. I'm sure others have such guilty pleasures, too.  

To be fair, everyone has that band that nobody else likes, but they would keep trying to push on their readership if they had one this huge. For instance, I'd look for excuses to revive the Presidents of the United States of America in the public consciousness. I'm sure others have such guilty pleasures, too.  

The "contempt for the audience" title is probably an honest one. What makes other comedians' "I'm angry and ranting about the world" sets funny is that I get the sense that the comedians themselves are actually likeable, kind people underneath of the "fuck you" act they do onstage.

The "contempt for the audience" title is probably an honest one. What makes other comedians' "I'm angry and ranting about the world" sets funny is that I get the sense that the comedians themselves are actually likeable, kind people underneath of the "fuck you" act they do onstage.

Reductive, dumb, and missing the point. That's some top shelf trolling, Danny.

Reductive, dumb, and missing the point. That's some top shelf trolling, Danny.

I wanted to like Basterds a lot, but it's the alternate history ending that messes that up for me. I like my historical fiction to live in harmony with the actual history. Perhaps if the assassinated Hitler turned out to be a doppelganger, I would have liked it better (the war would obviously have continued, and there…

I wanted to like Basterds a lot, but it's the alternate history ending that messes that up for me. I like my historical fiction to live in harmony with the actual history. Perhaps if the assassinated Hitler turned out to be a doppelganger, I would have liked it better (the war would obviously have continued, and there…

Upon reading the headline, I was going to make a joke about Jackson voicing ED-209, and then read about how that's exactly what they're going to do with him. Odd.

Upon reading the headline, I was going to make a joke about Jackson voicing ED-209, and then read about how that's exactly what they're going to do with him. Odd.

I guess DiCaprio finally hit that saturation point for me where I can only see the actor and not the character. Which is a shame, because I normally think he's good, but I'm not buying him here.

I guess DiCaprio finally hit that saturation point for me where I can only see the actor and not the character. Which is a shame, because I normally think he's good, but I'm not buying him here.