There's plenty of reason not to like this movie: For starters, it's one of those '00s hipster movies that didn't know how to end on anything other than the unsatisfying non-ending.

There's plenty of reason not to like this movie: For starters, it's one of those '00s hipster movies that didn't know how to end on anything other than the unsatisfying non-ending.

Yeah, this movie was unmemorable. It's not even worth the keystrokes the author spent above.

Yeah, this movie was unmemorable. It's not even worth the keystrokes the author spent above.

…"Still, although it is a mixed bag without a consistent direction or tone, California is worth experiencing. The first act begins slowly, but it picks up speed in the middle. And while it takes a gaudy and overblown turn near the end, closer "San Diego" remains a bright spot. AV Club Grade: B"

…"Still, although it is a mixed bag without a consistent direction or tone, California is worth experiencing. The first act begins slowly, but it picks up speed in the middle. And while it takes a gaudy and overblown turn near the end, closer "San Diego" remains a bright spot. AV Club Grade: B"

When I first saw this on the main page, I thought the AV Club decided to start handing out grades to States.

When I first saw this on the main page, I thought the AV Club decided to start handing out grades to States.

"Cory Casciato

"Cory Casciato

He has an Oreo Cakester!

He has an Oreo Cakester!

God, it's like an Onion headline: "Being tied to a label is like being in a creative straightjacket" says uncreative band.

God, it's like an Onion headline: "Being tied to a label is like being in a creative straightjacket" says uncreative band.

Coming this Fall to A&E, we take the ghosts of murder victims and put them up in their own apartment to haunt. Only trouble is, their roomies are the ghosts of their executed killers! Now they're forced to work together to spook the human residents of their homes. You could say the skeletons in these closets are…

Coming this Fall to A&E, we take the ghosts of murder victims and put them up in their own apartment to haunt. Only trouble is, their roomies are the ghosts of their executed killers! Now they're forced to work together to spook the human residents of their homes. You could say the skeletons in these closets are…

They call the Gulf Coast the "Redneck Riviera".

They call the Gulf Coast the "Redneck Riviera".

I think the funniest thing is that Walhberg (and his replacement) was somehow discovered by singing along in the front row, as if anyone, let alone the lead singer, would have been able to hear him over the amps and drums, let alone with enough clarity to be impressed.

I think the funniest thing is that Walhberg (and his replacement) was somehow discovered by singing along in the front row, as if anyone, let alone the lead singer, would have been able to hear him over the amps and drums, let alone with enough clarity to be impressed.