There was an episode of Full House that featured some lame Dave Coulier stand up, and they kept showing reaction shots of the "audience," including the Tanner family, cracking up like it was the funniest shit they've ever heard.

There was an episode of Full House that featured some lame Dave Coulier stand up, and they kept showing reaction shots of the "audience," including the Tanner family, cracking up like it was the funniest shit they've ever heard.

Who am I to scoff at a billion dollars? Sir, I greedily extend my hand in acceptance much like how a Hungry Hungry Hippo does his neck for delicious marbles.

Bop It! Twist It! Pull It!

Edit: beaten to the joke. I should read the replies first.

A Hungry-Hungry Hippos movie. They're already the most dangerous animal in Africa. Replace "voracious appetite for marbles" with "voracious appetite for people" and you've got a horror movie. Maybe with some a strain of that invasive fungus that turns ants into zombies is adapted for hippos and causes the behavior.

We counted too many thrusts when the L-shaped block slid into the hole. It is the recommendation of this board to rate this movie NC-17.

Your vast armies are in control of Irkutsk, Kamchatka and Yakutsk, but you can't pronounce any of them.

I either pay for parking or get a parking ticket everywhere I stop for a spell, and life generally nickels and dimes us within an inch of our lives, so yeah, Monopoly is a reflection of life.

Probably because we're all rightly on the same page about this. Imagine if an apologist popped in here with the usual indefensible positions…

I think unilaterally abducting Polanski and bringing him back here should be SEAL Team Six's next mission.

Like a topless Kathy Bates?

Are they made up of members of Shredder's Foot Clan?

Being trapped in a young person must be the worst.

"Be gone with ye, ye foul demon!"

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I haven't seen any "Planet of the Apes" movies, but I'm sure the people working on that last one at the time never foresaw modern day Hollywood's thirst for prequels and reboots in the name of making movies out of established, recognizable brands, only. It's the entire reason there's a movie about Battleship this…

I have to say, even though the A.V. Club thinks the deaths of everyone on the Sulaco destroys the end of Aliens, I actually kind of like it. It turns Aliens into the rare movie where no human character in the entire movie is alive a couple weeks after the events therein. There's something to be said for the brass…